Ditka's Shanghai Weather Prediction
|Who needs a groundhog? I was bred to catch groundhogs for lunch!!!|
I am Ditka the groundhog doxie,
I strut around Shanghai with lots of moxie.
Mommy and Daddy are counting on me
To tell everyone what the upcoming weather will be.
So I put on my leash, took an elevator ride,
and trotted 50 paces to take a look outside.
Unfortunately, Shanghai is very smoggy.
But I am a very perceptive doggie!
|Get outtamyway Leia! I have a job to do!!|
I jumped on the fountain and was startled to see,
My very own shadow staring at me!
|AAUUUUGGHHH! What is that looking at me?!?!|
So it’s back to the toasty apartment we go!
There will be six more weeks of winter! Let’s burrow!!!
|See you in six weeks!|